John Cole Quote of the Day

I know I link to him pretty regularly, but nobody does perfect sardonic humor like this guy (especially when responding to the craptacular McCain campaign). The punchline for today is:

“Nothing says peace, prosperity, and optimism like fire-red skies and fighter planes.”

To see the referent of his snark, go here.

[Bonus reference to a pink-colored #2].

And check out his Update II–McCain schedules a big talk on an oil rig to push for off-shore drilling and a giant OIL SPILL near NEW ORLEANS is closing down the Mississippi River. You can’t make this s–t up. Talk about some bad m—af–king karma.

Further News:  The Oil Rig Speech is off.  Ya think?

Published in: on July 23, 2008 at 1:04 pm Comments (0)
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Paging Dr. Freud

Angela Merkel, German Chancellor (doesn’t that sound so superior to “Prime Minister”) about Sen. Obama (my boldface):

“I would say that he is well-equipped — physically, mentally and politically,” adding that she “wouldn’t resist” a Bush-style back rub from the Land of Lincolner.

I report you decide.

Looks like Merkel might be a fan of Dewey Cox.

Update I: How quickly does this get turned Der Spiegel-like into a “translation issue?”

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Before the Thunder…Madness

With The Dark Knight behind, two summer movies left I’m looking forward to: Pineapple Express and Tropic Thunder.

If you haven’t seen the mockumentary preview of Tropic Thunder (called Rain of Darkness) check it out. Classic.

If you are an absolute Apocalypse Now nutbar like myself (i.e. you’ve Conrad’s book, watched both versions of Apocalypse Now [extended re-release and original and the film about the filming of the film] you’ll catch the immediate reference to the documentary Heart of Darkness. If not, enjoy:

Published in: on July 20, 2008 at 10:36 pm Comments (0)
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The Dark Knight

OMFG! See this film. A masterpiece. Nolan’s magnum opus. The old canard that the sequel is always inferior to the original–shattered forever. Ledger is a revelation.

Published in: on July 18, 2008 at 6:43 pm Comments (0)

Search Engine Terms

One of my strange blogging fascinations is checking out the search terms that lead people to my blog.  Today’s was particularly odd so I thought I’d share it (Gene Robinson “bad fairy” is my favorite/worst)

ryan lizza 36
canada coat of arm 5
earth at night 5
lynching 4
“ryan lizza” 2
earth night 2
new environementalism? science 2
collective cognitive dissonance 2
stained glass windows calgary 2
coat of arms of canada 1
sheikh essa, north waziristan 1
effects of postcolonialism 1
imagination land bombing 1
essays calvinist protestant ethic 1
mystical realms 1
sofa white house counsel 1
ryan lizza mccain 1
“grover norquist” 1
gene robinson bad fairy 1
walmart growing during economic problems 1
obama change of position in iraq 1
is it hard to get sofa status 1
“because the u.s. and iran share the sam 1
caliphate iran 1
difference between historical jesus and 1
Published in: on July 14, 2008 at 9:48 am Comments (0)

Wedding Photos

My wedding photos are online.  You can view the gallery here.  For those so inclined, you can order prints of the pictures directly from the link above.

Once again a shout out to a fantastic photographer Jennifer Salt.

Published in: on July 13, 2008 at 3:30 pm Comments (0)

Happy Birfday America

Oldest, longest lasting republic in the world baby.

Published in: on July 4, 2008 at 9:17 am Comments (1)

Monday Reggae Style Country Cover Blogging

Published in: on June 30, 2008 at 2:46 pm Comments (0)

Chilified McFloppery

Think Progress has a post entitled “After Trying to Steal Credit for Webb’s GI Bill, McCain Skips the Vote and Instead Chows Down on Chili in Ohio.” *** (see edit below)

The central point of which is that McCain opposed and voted against (first time) Sen. Jim Webb’s GI Bill. Now he is taken credit for the bill (which has passed but the president has threatened a veto). The sorry details here. John Cole correctly calls McCain the reverse Kerry.

Now all that flip-floppery aside, I have to take (partial) umbrage with the ThinkP piece.

He wasn’t just eating chili, dammit. He was eating Skyline. i.e. Cincinnati-style Chili, which yes is certainly in Ohio, but a Cincinnati-only creation. McCain was in my old haunts for a tele-conference with aggrieved Hillary supporters at Xavier University (go Jesuits!!!). He then went to eat at Cincy’s most trademark food creation.

I swear it’s in the water or something for us natives because we all are addicted to the stuff, but “fereigners” usually think it’s totally gross. [Wonder what McCain's reaction was---photos in the Think Progres link]. It’s more soupy, with the ever-unknown secret ingredients (undoubtedly some nutmeg and chocolate), no tomatoes. Just mostly the meat. You then eat it on spaghetti noodles (3,4, or 5 way: noodle, cheese, chili, onions, beans) or on a hot dog/bun (coney). McCain appears to be having a 3 way similar to the one pictured above except I can’t see any onions or beans on his plate.

McCain may have also learned this the hard way but for the uninitiated stomach particularly–even a local like me who hasn’t eaten for awhile counts much less a newbie–Skyline often makes one run to the bathroom….once, twice, occasionally three times in rapid succession. And painfully so I might add. Call it Cincinnati’s Revenge aka “It’s Skyline Time.”

***In fairness to TP, they do acknowledge it is Skyline in the post.

Published in: on June 28, 2008 at 10:07 am Comments (0)
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New Kind of Movie Theater

A link sent to me by my dad.  This is being built in Florence, KY (just south of Cincinnati).

Extra-large seats with swivel trays for balancing made-to-order cocktails and pizzas. A waiter at the push of a button. Concierge service.

With today’s opening of the 14-screen Showcase Cinema De Lux in Florence, movie-goers can upgrade from a standard popcorn-and-candy experience to the upstairs Lux Level.

The location is the first new National Amusements cinema with the reserved-seating Lux Level concept. Guests pay $10 extra for a seat in one of the four Lux Level auditoriums; each of those tickets comes with a $5 voucher for food and beverage.

You’ll need the special ticket and have to be 21 or older to enjoy the upstairs lounge, which serves cocktails and a full menu.

Downstairs there’s a bar and grill, Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, Starbucks coffee, hot dogs, pizza and more. There’s also a baby grand piano, space for lounging, and two party rooms.

The General Construction Firm my dad works for is building this one.  Don’t quote me but I think my dad is leading the project.

Published in: on June 27, 2008 at 4:17 pm Comments (0)